- "Bacon makes everything better" is her cooking mantra.
- She wears demon horns to brunch. Portland is weird, after all.
- One of her best friends is an opera singer.
- You can't spell Gina without G-I-N.
- Ghosts are real.
- She's too old to shout out "I'm a Cougar!" even though she went to WSU.
- Driving over the speed limit is requisite.
- Swears profusely because she enjoys the flavor.
- Is always armed even if she's not carrying a weapon.
- Wears a lot of black and grey not because it's slimming but because she wants to.
- Only listens to country when she's truly pissed off. Watch out if she's humming Garth Brooks.
- Believes that everyone needs a Happily Ever After.
- Is grateful to all the readers that made it this far. Hopefully, you're a fan and not a stalker.
